March 23, 2104: the battle

E has been trying to convince us to have a real life WoW style battle on this rainy day. I'm the rogue, she and Daddy are both hunters.  She only has 2 bows. 

E: Daddy just get somewhere safe in the game and then we can start the battle here.

Me: buuuuuuuuurp  

*I know, I'm classy, you don't have to tell me.

E: That was a battle of your own intestines.

EDIT:
About 20 minutes after that, I hear Daddy in the kitchen fixing sandwiches.  Then I hear the following:

Daddy: Hey, E, come in here
E walks into the kitchen.  Then comes a weird clicking sound.
E: You weren't even in this battle!!!

(turns out that he was standing, waiting for her with the nerf crossbow, and she walked into his cleverly devised trap)

I love this family.