About 10 minutes ago, I told the kid to get her pajamas on.
She came out to the living room only wearing a pair of panties and said the following:
E: Two things, guys. 1) I don't have any clean pajamas in my drawer and 2) Did you know that if you go to sleep naked, you lose weight?
Me: Uh, your dad did laundry, so look there. And I don't think you actually lose weight sleeping naked.
E: John Tesh said it, and he NEVER LIES.
(She often listens to the radio station that plays the John Tesh radio show in the evenings when she goes to bed. It's intelligence for your lives, guys. For real.)
