Overheard at our house tonight, the night after my beloved shaved his beard into a mustache:
"WHY!?"
"Not to be mean, but your chin looks like it has a butt."
"Why would you shave your beautiful beard?"
"I'm not walking under the mistletoe with you and your weird bare chin."
"Chin butt.
Chin butt
CHIN BUTT!"
"GET YOUR CHIN BUTT AWAY FROM ME.. AAAAaauuuughh!"
I had no idea The Girl felt so strongly about her dad's facial hair choices.
