June 7, 2014: sign this contract

Nothing like walking along on your treadmill, being sucked into the internet vortex (see this blog post about the treadmill desks) when suddenly, your child shoves a contract in front of your face to sign.
She's been slightly obsessed with magic lately.

That's right, if you do freak out, she gets ALL your money

We're raising ourselves a little PT Barnum.
And we did freak out.  Well, if by "freak out" you mean "laugh hysterically" then yes.  We did.  And she got all of our bulldog bucks.